wildlife security.

In my job as a security officer, you see a lot of "stuff." Some funny, some sad, some dumb, and some stuff that you just can't explain or understand. This particular incident falls in the last category.

As I am driving through the parking lots at Bethel University, keeping away the bad guys, I noticed that one particular car had something on its windshield (which isn't that unusual because we have quite a few officers who love handing out tickets, I am not one of them). As I drove closer to the car, I noticed something that I have never seen before. I dead duck underneath the windshield wiper. It wasn't as though the car had hit it. It was almost as though someone caught it/killed it and put it on someone's car. hmm. Apparently BU Security & Safety was too late to help this guy. Sorry Mr. Duck.

To whoever killed the poor duck: I hope he quacks in your head all night so you can't sleep, and if you do manage to fall asleep, haunts your dreams!

(for those with sensitive stomachs and hearts, don't look at the pictures haha.)

much love.