Sunday, July 13, 2008

golfcart patrol.

As a security officer, you do a lot of driving around. What better way to do this then riding in a golf cart. You get to enjoy the beautiful weather, feel the wind rush past your face, and with gas prices at $4.00 a gallon, save a ton of money on gas and look tough doing it. Here at Bethel University Security and Safety, we don't just patrol in any old golf cart off the streets. No, this baby has all the bells and whistles. Let me take you on a tour of the BU Security Golf Cart patrol vehicle.
Starting out with the most important feature on this go-cart, the rims. We are sitting on 2" solid chrome, nothing but the best, CARLINE rims. These things keep spinning every time I stop, well not really, but they are still EXPENSIVE! I mean look at them, you can see your reflection.













Next we have the rear bench seat feature. With this feature the golf carts total seating capacity can comfortably fit 6 full-grown men. And the great thing about this cart is you don't lose any power with that kind of load. It still will accelerate as though you are driving solo. But it doesn't stop there. The bench folds down into a holding area that resembles that of a truck bed. You can then use the cart to haul away branches knocked down from a bad storm or maybe and old used tire you found in the backwoods.

But wait, theres more, because this is the 2011 model, it has a retractable windshield. Just in case you need a bug guard it's there, but if you need the wind blown look, simple unstrap the sides of the windshield, like seen in the picture, and this will let the wind blow by. The windshield also comes in handy when have giddy little freshmen who try to throw water balloons at you (after all what better is there to do on a Friday night...right guys?!)

And finally, the license plate on this bad boy. It's Bethel approved. "UV-8" if you can't make it out from the picture. Translation = "pretty big time." Did I mention it's rear wheel drive and handles like a dream...well it does.


I was bored. sorry.

much love.

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